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We all have that one mate who is doing this. Paleo food can be wholesome, tasty and good for you.

It can also be terrifying. Here are 12 of the scariest paleo recipes that would frighten even the bravest caveman.

10. Paleo Sushi

Sushi

Where’s the rice dude?

 

9. Paleo Pasta

Pasta

Just like the cavemen ate!

 

8. Paleo Milkshake

Milkshake

Paleo Milkshake is a good name for a punk band.

 

7. Paleo Burger

Burger

No bun for you!

 

6. Paleo Ice Cream

IceCream

What did you do to it?

 

5. Paleo Bagel

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This would fool no one.

 

4. Paleo Pizza

Pizza

Oh no. Cauliflower crust. This isn’t fair.

 

3. Paleo Noodles

Noodles

That’s cheating!

 

2. Paleo Cake

Cake

Note how they are celebrating by themselves.

 

1. Paleo Mac and Cheese

Mac and Cheese

Why did you let this happen God?

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