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14. “That’s an interesting name don’t you think?”

14

Um, yeah sure I guess.

 

13. “Have you ever wanted to change your name?”

13

Should I?

 

12. “Why is it spelt that way?”

12

What type of answer are you even expecting?

 

11. “Sorry what was that?”

11

This is usually followed by one of the other questions.

 

10. “Do people ever call you [different name]?”

10

No. Why would they?

 

9. “How do you pronounce that?”

9

…the way I just did.

 

8. “Is that your real name?”

8

Alas, it was a trick! You have passed the first test!

 

7. “What’s your first name?”

7

Who introduces themselves by their last name anyway?

 

6. “Ooooh, what does that mean?”

6

It means a lifetime of explaining myself.

 

5. “Where’s that from?”

5

In these situations, just make up a country and see if they buy it.

 

4. “Who are you named after?”

4

I’m named after my twin of course.

 

3. “Why did you parents name you that?”

3

Um…I don’t know, ask them!

 

2. “Do you like your name?”

2

Well, compared to the others I’ve had…

 

1. “Do you ever wish you had a normal name?”

1

Yep, that was a nice thing to say Tim.

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